The first time I encountered the prosperity gospel was in seminary. I remember watching a video about this so-called Christian movement with my jaw on the floor. The idea that God rewards faith, positive thinking, and regular tithing with financial wealth was counter to everything that I’d ever learned about God up to that point. It’s God-as-a-cosmic-vending-machine theology on steroids. By the time a pastor with the actual name Creflo Dollar showed up on the screen to defend this theology, I was convinced that the whole thing had to be either a joke or a cult. Everybody knows that God isn’t in the business of trading blessings for obedience, right?

